How the signs respond to “I love you”

shitthesignssay:

Aries- I love you MORE

Taurus-really?

Gemini- I love… cake.

Cancer- for how long?

Leo-  Well, why wouldn’t you?

Virgo- Thank you

Libra- I have to pee.

Scorpio- Mhm

Sagittarius- No, I love YOUUUUU

Capricorn- I know.

Aquarius- What even is love?

Pisces- Huh?

Not into zodiac anymore, but the Capricorn one is accurate. Not because I’m arrogant, I’m just not affectionate like that. 

homoseksual:

my friends always wanna go out and I’m like I’d rather work and have money