How the signs respond to “I love you”


Aries- I love you MORE


Gemini- I love… cake.

Cancer- for how long?

Leo-  Well, why wouldn’t you?

Virgo- Thank you

Libra- I have to pee.

Scorpio- Mhm

Sagittarius- No, I love YOUUUUU

Capricorn- I know.

Aquarius- What even is love?

Pisces- Huh?

Not into zodiac anymore, but the Capricorn one is accurate. Not because I’m arrogant, I’m just not affectionate like that. 


my friends always wanna go out and I’m like I’d rather work and have money